YO! Fire Alarm Raps

I want to speak out on an issue garnering a lot of attention recently: The Canadian Tire Guy. Lately it seems everyone is ragging on him for being "irritating" or "annoying". This guy is awesome. He goes from family to family, playing a jack-of-all-trades father figure, while lending a helping hand to neighbours. He's a hard worker, but is also crafty. He knows a good deal when he sees it, has a solid beard, and is totally comfortable with his greying hair. Come on, this guy is steeped! Anyway, I guess people have been trying to track Ted down(that's his name... pretty good name), but it turns out his contract has a strict no interview clause. Now there's a rumour saying he's gonna be gone in January. I think everyone needs to chill out and find another slimer version of Bob Vila to pick on.

Hey, it's official- Sharp Hint of New Tears is playing this Friday, along with the Hi Fives. You should definitely go to this show-it's gonna be Provan along with a full band. I think it's gonna be a talented band too, which is uncharted territory for Provan.

Here is a picture of Dave and I from grade 12. Not much has changed. We'll be at the Sharp Hint show. You should be too. You should also go to sci formal. Especially if you like the song Hey Jude.