Uninsured in Omaha

Dear guy who arrived at this site by searching "Stacey Ferguson crystal meth",

I apologize for not writing recently. I moved to Nebraska. Yup. Nebraska. Here is a picture.

Anyway, it's been a definite learning experience thus far. Type 2 diabetes is pretty much a religion in some parts of the US. Though not as much as actual religion. I live in a small town of 12,000 and there are 34 churches. Wikipedia will also point out that there are two (2) Dairy Queen's in town. Two(2)!! They have a gravy for everything, including muffins. And FOX News actually exists! Speaking of disliking Mexicans, some Americans sure do dislike Mexicans. Interestingly, they LOVE their food. My diet is high in chipotle.

Peace out, person who arrived here by searching for the lyrics to "The Provinces of Canada are fun to remember"!

Git-r-done,
Derek

PS We're playing a show in Kingston after Thanksgiving weekend.

It's the 90s

So I was on the bus today and this 16 year old girl was talking on her cell phone to her friend. Apparently there was somebody else they needed to talk to, but instead of hanging up the girl said "oh it's ok... we can all three way." The joke was obvious but for pretty much the rest of the bus ride the girl kept on making jokes about how it would be her friends first time in a 'three way,' or 'three way (telephone call) virginity.' It was hilarious.

In the end I don't know if they actually followed through though. Most people just talk about it and then chicken out.

Fees, etc.


Love
Dave

PS- I think of you always...

and of the guy beside the girl who had this involuntary twitch, and who did this big shake of his head almost every time the girl said three-way