Where do you go... my lovely

Based on my research, the majority of people reading this have little to no interest in us, or us-related matters. They do have interests, however, in the following topics:

• ohio stores that sell urine gone
• "Red Zeppelin" Toronto
• stacy ferguson's look
• pain lyrics from the radical dudez

Those aren't that funny. I just thought you should know. Hopefully, after this post, there will be leagues of No Mercy fans rushing here only to read about my love of east side mario's salad and how I got a new pair of safety glasses at work last week.

PS I actually found the glasses behind a filing cabinet.

Dear Dave (or how I learned to watch Grey's Anatomy because girls like it, and hopefully they will talk to me about it)

So this place has got pretty boring as of late. Here are some thoughts. Video on Trial is the worst television show I can think of. It makes Popcultured with Elvira Curt seem funny. As a matter of fact, I'm working on a show called Video on Trial on Trial. I'm pretty lazy, unfortunately, because otherwise it would be huge.
In other news-Messer, what do you think about the new Less Than Jake songs? They aren't great, but I'm still hoping for the best...The rest of my life is the best. Overrated is sort of She's gonna break soon-ish. Still Life Franchise is alright I guess. I'm scared this album will suck. Considering they haven't put out a bad album...ever... and they've been around for over 15 years, I'm fearing their potential demise.
Also, remember how we wanted to make Barnone a country song? I think they beat us to it. Well, in terms of doing it well at least.
In closing, I think this website needs more Kenny vs. Spenny-esque competitions. First up? Derek and Provan compete for Khaki Snack's most eligible bachelor.

heart problems

well your name's dick cheney
and you got a gay daughter
and you shot an 78 year old guy in the face
and your name is dick

WOW..... hearing news like this makes me really really miss having a weekly show.

also its not bad taste cause they're still buddies.
however, if derek or chris ever gave me a face full of buckshot i'd so be starting a solo career.

Ovarian Cancer? I wonder who suggested that one

Tonight my two passions, William Hung and Arrested Development, will combine fo the most anticipated 2 hours of television this year. I am excited, stressed out, and nervous.

I think I need a girlfriend.

Quadrophenia

I could write 8.5 rock operas about the past few weeks of my life. More info on me and provan's increasingly daveless life to come.