You've Been JUICED!
I never expected OJ to sink to Kato's level. Not only does he have his own hidden camera talk show, but he is doing bits involving a white Bronco.
As you can see he's also borrowed one of his infamous Nordberg wigs. I can't wait to see the look of fear on people's face when they realize who they've been talking to.
"Didn't you..uh.. kill those people"
"No no no, the blood soaked, dried up leather glove didn't fit. I'm only criminally responsible."
"Oh, so you're doing this to make money?"
"No, then I'd have to pay their families."
"So...you're, like... just a douchebag"
"Man, you got juiced!"
And so forth....
In other news, Rick Sutcliffe & Bill Murray like to party! Baseball, beer, and Bill Murray. Who wouldn't be living it up?!
Why couldn't this stuff have happened when we had a weekly show. All we got were earthquakes, tsunamis and popes.
Ok, the pope stuff was pretty usable.
posted by db at 1:32 PM
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12:29 PM
On a related note, I was watching Fox News the other day and who did they have on but everyone's favourite detective Mark Fuhrman. The show was live from Dallas, because apparently after doing such a great job with that whole OJ murder thing he decided to take on JFK. I have faith that his new book will prove it was an inside job by the CIA.... although then a tape of him making ani-spy comments, calling them "SPOOKS" will emerge and the whole thing will get thrown out.....("We got an anti spy cop who PLANTED those fedoras on the grassy knoll.")FUHRRRRRMANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0060721545/qid=1147537401/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/002-0400154-0582401?s=books&v=glance&n=283155
12:33 PM
I just found out he wrote another about Terri Schiavo....
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EMSZ2O/ref=pd_cp_b_title/002-0400154-0582401?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=283155
Read the comments about this book. It is great.
12:40 PM
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